I AM IN FLORIDA RIGHT NOW AND IT IS HOT AS SHIT AND I DON’T FEEL CHRISTMASSY EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE MINNIE MOUSE DRESSED AS SANTA ON TOP OF THE TREE.
how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos
it’s gotten to the point where i cant even call what im doing “procrastinating” anymore, i should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”
my doctor told me to eat more taco bell
well actually he said “less mcdonalds” but i’m pretty sure i know what he meant
Ho mah gawd!
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